ruben rodela

The act of watching a 'big boob orgy starring Kim Kardashian' while playing FIFA as an unknown male shoves a vibrator down one's penis.

Dude Plu can multi-task, he was able to perform a ruben rodela.

by Ready Rodela April 17, 2009

Dirty Ruben

A respectful man who tends to the womans needs unlike dirty philo

Oh he really was a dirty ruben last night

by Rozza Gooner April 14, 2020

Ruben Valdez

A nigga that stays swagged the fuck out and never gets caught up in his web of girls but even if he did they'd all be friends and things would continue to go as they have for 17 years which always ends in Ruben's dick getting wet

guy #1: Do you know a guy named Ruben Valdez?
guy #2: Isn't that that one guy that runs shit!?

by notRuben2323 December 11, 2011

Rubens Candy

Any general type of marijuana, pot, weed, hydro, chronic, etc.

"You got that Rubens Candy?"
"Grill like got Rubens Candy"

by Rubens Henderson March 24, 2007

Ruben Santana

A puerto rican who happens to consist of layered meat, sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, with a dressing. These are grilled between slices of rye bread. The meat is either corned beef or pastrami, and the dressing is either Russian or Thousand Island dressing.

A: "where is he?"
B: "hes behind the Ruben Santana !!"

by Salt n Pepper September 24, 2011

Zachary Ruben

Zachary ruben is when you get a dildo and suck it like its your ex boyfriends cock,
Or it is a kid who is gay and is very hated because no one likes him and he is gay and no one likes gays because they are gay Zach is also a head method when you pretend you are sucking a she male penis and enjoy it while licking their vagina at the same time.

" Hey u know Zach yeah, 'you want some', NO! I mean that gay kid no one likes cause he is gay and queer",\
you know Zachary Ruben.
give head to a she male while licking her vagina

by Kidboyjcshklbjkl November 9, 2018

Salty Ruben

A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.

"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"

"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"

"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"

by BTCOMG June 7, 2017