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pool ruiner

Is a guy who doesn’t cut his toenails and lets them get mad long. Then hops in your above-ground pool and cutting the “liner” with his toenails and making the pool leak.
Yo did you hear? Chucky Conway is the new “Pool Ruiner” his long toenails cut my boy’s liner ruining his pool!
by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020
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Community Pool

When you get 5+ guys to circle jerk around a chick and all blow your load on her tummy.
"Brian went swimming in our community pool. It was pretty great. We all joined in."
by codeVlad November 5, 2009
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Card Pooling

Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.
Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?

Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.

Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.

Jim: I signed that, too.
by Adgo September 6, 2009
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Tide Pooling

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.
She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.
by rickabone May 24, 2017
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Jake Poole

If you meet a Jake Poole then know that mr Lam thinks he is a special shit!

If you ask his teachers they will all agree.

You are very lucky to know a special shit.
“Stop being moody” - mr Lam
“no” - Jake Poole
“well youre a special shit!” - mr Lam
by Jake Poole October 12, 2018
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Pool munchies

The intense need for food one gets after swimming for a while. Comparable to munchies after smoking weed due to it's sudden and urgent nature.
I had some insane pool munchies after a nice dip in the water so I ate a box of cereal
by JusticeForBreakfest2 June 1, 2014
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Kiddie Pool

1) A small pool about 10 feet in diameter usually used for small children
2) When a male ejaculates on a woman's or man's belly button and then proceeds to slap his penis on the belly button, creating a splashing effect.
1) I went to Wal*Mart to pick up the kiddie pool.

2) I gave my girlfriend a kiddie pool last night and stained the sheets.
by Nav July 17, 2003
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