Skip to main content

hayley williams

Hayley Williams - The 18 year old female vocalist who fronts the band known as Paramore.
Dude, I wanna go to Warped Tour this summer, just so I can stare at Hayley Williams' boobs.
by Erica G July 22, 2007
mugGet the hayley williamsmug.

Hayley Lock

A ho that likes to eat churros in the rain while listening to hard-core techno music.
Hayley Lock is a lesbian that likes it in the butt hole.
by Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww June 5, 2011
mugGet the Hayley Lockmug.

Hayley's Boobs

Hayley being Hayley Williams of the band Paramore. The saying "Hayley's Boobs" generally means someone who is hot but has small boobs, as Hayley Williams is. This saying was created by the Guitarists of Paramore during an interview at an airport.
Frank: Dude, look at her, she is HOT!
Bob: Nah man, she has Hayley's Boobs.
Frank: Damn.
by Jakeeyyyyy July 2, 2009
mugGet the Hayley's Boobsmug.

hayley ogilve

Hayley; Damn, hayley ogilve nose so big i wanna throw a dart at it
by Bdkdhekldbd December 20, 2017
mugGet the hayley ogilvemug.

Hayley Lacy

She’s a hot mofo. Beware she is a little kinky😈 She is a baddie but don’t get on her bad side or she will turn into a major bitch. She will call you out. She has a juicy..personality😼. Super cool person and great friend. Love you :)
Yo that girl is foine
Oh yeah that’s my friend Hayley Lacy
Damn
Yeah
MATERIAL GWORL 😻
by yourmomsahoe6969 January 11, 2022
mugGet the Hayley Lacymug.

The Hayley effect

When a woman who is fat and dresses provactivley in a workplace predominatley filled with Men, she appears much better looking than she really is.

"The haley effect" allowes fat women to distory reality just enough to create the illusion of beauty
There was a secretary at my technology park who was easily a XXL girl ( aka cuddly) but always wore super high heels, nice make up and sexy corporate dresses to work. She was the only woman in a 4 floor office filled with male programmers.

Her actions, distorted reality - The guys suffered "The Hayley Effect"

Where a woman who is a 3/10 can over time distort reality ( also known as a temporal shift) to give the illusion of a 9/10 and date worthy.
by austech park August 29, 2013
mugGet the The Hayley effectmug.

Share this definition