by I Love My Dog February 16, 2021
Get the Zeus mug.Zeus a wonderful human being. He doesn’t play when it comes to his family, especially his girlfriend/wife. His love is so amazing you should even be lucky to have him as your partner. His jokes are something but the more you spend time with him the more you will understand how goofy and silly he is. He’s weird but you will love that in him because you seen a side of him no one seen before, but remember do not make him mad he won’t forget what you did to him. Other then that his favorite color is green and he loves dogs, playing video games, being on call with his love the most. But Zeus is mine so..
by kitten ball November 19, 2023
Get the Zeus mug.You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"
by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016
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Get the Zeus check mug.Not a God but sometimes he is treated like one because of how cute, loyal, and big and cuddly he is...he is a spoiled dog often either a name for a German Shepherd or Husky or both also his (or her) fur is so beautiful people would love to steal it and use it for a fur coat.
by Anarchy_Hero11316 April 17, 2018
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