zero dollars

A way to emphasize the sheer lack of money someone has or something costs. Coined in the early 90s by writer G. Balgobin.
I will pay you zero dollars for that whack-ass shirt.

I've got zero dollars so you're going to have to spot me, nigga!
by whocanitbenow November 21, 2009
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Buttered Zero

a phrase used by rockstar jimmy pop from The Bloodhound Gang to describe vaginas.
Jimmy Pop to Mark the Bagger: "we're tryin to hook you up with some buttered zero tonight, and Shitbirdz and I got a plan."
by heartagram_eric August 10, 2010
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zero tolerance

Authoritarian rule system whereby breaking of the rules is taken very seriously and punishment is overly severe to get the message through.
The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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jizzmaster zero

The greatest porn villain of all time
by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004
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megaman zero

Megaman Zero is where you play as zero and slash, explode, shoot, and absolutely destroy some dumb robots
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Crypto Zero

When speculating in cryptocurrencies and crypto assets is a perfect recipe to delayed or no retirement, bankruptcy, or even jail imprisonment, thanks to the greed, dishonesty, and irresponsibility of founders of both cryptocurrency exchanges and stablecoins.
Since the collapse of crypto exchange FTX, a number of retired folks dabbling in the crypto ecosystem and hoping to maximize their savings have gone from zero crypto to crypto zero.
by Fasters November 25, 2022
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Zero Comedy

One of the funniest sketch comedy performances ever to hit Florida. The original show titled Improv was banned from being performed on campus of the strict private school. So, the appointed leader of Improv, Holton Lane decided to abandon the idea of abandoning the show and he created: ZERO COMEDY.

The show was a success bringing 700 people to fill the maximum capacity of the Ponte Vedre Concert Hall.
Jim: "Yo dude, did you see Zero Comedy? It was hilarious when they made fun of Jake!"
John: "Yeah man, but when they shat on Denver - that was comedy gold!"
by Barry McCokinner August 29, 2013
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