zeus

the biggest man-whore of the gods

hera : another kid really zeus

by Brat T December 21, 2018

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Zeus

A dog that is nice but also means, when he fights he slaps you and is super hyper

Look its Zeus watch out he will hit you

by I Love My Dog February 16, 2021

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Zeus's Kiss

When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.

The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.

by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022

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1)
(Verb)

To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.

2)
(Noun)

Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.

1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up.

2) Zeus fucking sucks

by sewer r a t April 2, 2022

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A Mighty Zeus

A Mighty Zeus is when you hook up your junk to a car battery before having anal sex.

" I gave my ex a Mighty Zeus last night and boy was she shocked!"

by The Whitehead September 6, 2018

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Zeus

A man who the whole world sees as a joke a man who works day and night to make everything better. At frist he will he a whore for sure but once finding that person he loves he’ll forget everything throw away everything for that girl he would do everything he possibly can in his reach to make her smile every day even murder someone only to see her happy he would rather burn the world to hear her say his name one last time

Zeus: you my life and my love

Jasmin: oh stop it your acting like addams Gomez

by Velda_v_v August 11, 2023

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