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Bowl of yogurt

The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.
John gave Bethany a bowl of yogurt. She ate it with a spoon then he asked her to marry him.
by Stevief150 July 23, 2015
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Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.
It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?
by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023
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throat yogurt

At the completion of a blow job and the person swallows .
She loved the throat yogurt that I gave her l last night . I think she wants seconds
by thick3531 January 16, 2020
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yogurt-singing

When you sing a song but you get all the lyrics wrong.

Can either be used in reference to someone consistently getting the lyrics wrong or for someone making lyrics up as you go along for lack of knowing the song.
OMG that's a classic case of yogurt-singing!
by aieaeoo December 1, 2020
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La Yogurt

A cheap, supersweet, but reasonably priced yogurt with a ridiculous name.
La Jogurt, 59 cein a coop! (La Yogurt, 59 cents a cup)
by Froman B May 16, 2011
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Yogurt Factory

When a guy cums so much and so often it resembles a serving of yogurt. Can be served plain or with fruit.
"We had a great time last night! He was like a yogurt factory all over me".
by MissKB April 6, 2014
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Shampoo Yogurt

Refers to Shampoo Mixed with Yogurt.
Phrase Commonly Used by Kindergarten Children.
I Really Like the Taste of Shampoo Yogurt.
by mechanicalgroundmark February 28, 2023
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