throat yogurt

At the completion of a blow job and the person swallows .

She loved the throat yogurt that I gave her l last night . I think she wants seconds

by thick3531 January 16, 2020

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Skim the yogurt

A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.

Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."

by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020

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Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.

It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?

by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023

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When you sing a song but you get all the lyrics wrong.

Can either be used in reference to someone consistently getting the lyrics wrong or for someone making lyrics up as you go along for lack of knowing the song.

OMG that's a classic case of yogurt-singing!

by aieaeoo December 1, 2020

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