yeti

A grotesquely large man who thinks that he is well hung. Often times this creature is quite hairy and eats constantly (see over fed)

We call this guy at work yeti because he is so large.

by Tangy April 1, 2003

yeti juice

It is a beverage made by, from, and for yetis.
It is enjoyed mostly by yetis, the majority of humans find it disgusting. It has been known to induce vomitorium among humans. Berni drinks it.

Whats that smell? It must be the yeti juice.

Go over the ramp man, and ill give you some yeti juice

by Mr, X September 12, 2006

Yeti Stretch

A stretch that feels so good you make noises like Chewbacca

What the fuck was that?

Yeti stretch...

by UrbanDEV September 5, 2009

Yeti pokett

A derogatory term for a sexual act between a hispanic man and white female in which the hispanic man cums in her vagina, urinates in her afterwards, closes her vagina lips together, and slurps her out.

Hey homes, I gave Becky a massive yeti pokett yesterday!

by GregBaxter May 28, 2016

whispering yeti

A whispering yeti is a secret mountainous hoekillah extraordinaire. If you have that one friend who always talkin to girls but you never actually hear what he sayin to them, but nonetheless, he got a number and no strings attached date already lined up by the end of the conversation. Usually they are tall, typically black, may throw around some type of accent.

Homie #1:Where's ol' boy goin with that girl? Did he just get a number? How he do all that?

Homie #2: Him? He's a whispering yeti, you ain't know that. Don't ask questions, you won't be able to hear the answers.

by Whiskey Yankee July 23, 2010

Yeti Slap

Yeti Slap is largely similar to a “Chimp Slap” in the fact these are the most brutal of slaps. The kind of slap that has you doing a spin on your way to the ground. Or that you have lost a piece of your face. Teeth, noses, eyes, mouth are all possible loses from a Yeti Slap. You might even get whip lash from the violent blow.

"Did you see dude's face? Looks like he was mauled by a bear."
"Yea he got mouthy and someone put it on em, Yeti Slaped his ass!"

by Kc_canine February 24, 2009

yeti sly

a term used to show frustration

LSU's backup quarterback #15, yeti sly's when he throws an interception

by Dwyane May 8, 2006