im sick of your fucking shit cunt

your friends fucks you over for the last time so you are fucking done with his shit

im sick of your fucking shit cunt

by Rrrssvhj July 27, 2020

Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.

Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.

by bktscrambler October 5, 2009

Don't shit your pants

An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!

Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.

by white brown March 28, 2011

Shit Your ass

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.

Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!

by James February 24, 2004

shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

by Al December 28, 2004

shit your butt

When you poop your pants but catch it in your but checks , saving your draws from the shit

dude i was so sick last night

Did you shit your butt?

by Hamsandwhich March 15, 2015

Shit your pants day

The day you make fun of that one kid that shat their pants.

Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.

Person 2: wtf

by Yabitchestyrone May 27, 2018