I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.

If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

shit your brains out

To shit so hard you feel as though your vital organs have shifted and you're not sure if something you needed blasted out.

During Patrick's trip to Mexico, he drank the water and shit your brains out.

by Comic83 July 6, 2015

I fucked your mom shit lips

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.

Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*

by Da real Lightning McQueen November 5, 2019

Your mother ain't shit

Something you say when you've been dealt a vast amount of ownage. It's a compulsory response to having your ass handed to you. It's usually uttered in the hopes of saving face.

Ernie: Your mother ain't shit!

by Spotted Sea Cow April 13, 2005

Don't shit your pants

An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!

Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.

by white brown March 28, 2011

shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

by Al December 28, 2004

Shit your pants day

The day you make fun of that one kid that shat their pants.

Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.

Person 2: wtf

by Yabitchestyrone May 27, 2018