the biggest pussy alive, walk into one of those metrosexual mall stores and yanni is cranking, you know. the music you think "what fucker likes this?" thats yanni
yanni sucks!
by brett June 14, 2004
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Get the yanny vs laurel mug.1. Used to describe one's state of excitement or enthusiasm, such as "yay!" or "awesome!"
2. Used for agreement, such as "yes" or "okay"
2. Used for agreement, such as "yes" or "okay"
1. Friend: "I got us tickets to see that band you like"
You: "YANNI!!"
2. Friend: "Hey, do you want to hang out later?"
You: "Yanni"
Friend: "Okay see you there"
You: "YANNI!!"
2. Friend: "Hey, do you want to hang out later?"
You: "Yanni"
Friend: "Okay see you there"
by Gayle Waters-Waters July 17, 2013
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Autistic teenager 1: it says yanny
Autistic teenager 2: it says laurel
*they scream*
Average teenager: quit it you autistic cunt bags. No one gives a shit.
Autistic teenager 1: it says yanny
Autistic teenager 2: it says laurel
*they scream*
Average teenager: quit it you autistic cunt bags. No one gives a shit.
by Some random guy on the net June 6, 2018
Get the Yanny/Laurel mug.A young male who will give up countless hours of his time listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends because they need someone to talk to about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because no one else will listen or genuinely care. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because his “ordinary” physical appearance will forever be compared to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is the female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features.
The nice guy, yanniss, will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided. This coupled with years of watching girls go for tanned, muscular jerk-offs with nice cars while he desperately hopes someone will realize that how viable he actually is will spawn and incubate the nice guy’s insecurities and he will eventually abandon his views, dumb-down his speech, take-up weight-lifting and switch majors from cancer research with a minor in theoretical physics to playground management so he can devote his time to emulating Baywatch characters and football players so that he will one day be viewed as more than a “nice guy.”
The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because she’s so self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy’s feelings or even realized that he’s interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy
The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because she’s so self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy’s feelings or even realized that he’s interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy
by mkbitch May 24, 2014
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