wanking

Creamin' it up with your homies.

"I'm wanking it up with my socks on!"
"Go get me a carrot."

by chickunman June 15, 2003

Wanking afteritch

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.

I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!

by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010

wucking furries

No fucking worries.... Aussie slang

Karren: thanks for that mate
Reneé: that's no wucking furries, glare to help

by Reneé L July 15, 2016

Wanking

The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off

Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

clean wanking

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding

i heard that he is clean wanking now

by manx aribter January 27, 2009

Wanking

self abuse with a copy of mayfair

i love it at night when i'm wanking

by tom millhouse March 2, 2004

dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003