Willy Wonka, all

to act like a 'candy ass' or a 'noob' during a critical moment. First heard during a SOCOM online gaming session.

"Don't get all Willy Wonka on me."

by Krogenar January 19, 2005

Willy Wonka curse

How everything tastes like blueberries after chewing Juicy Fruit Juicy Secret. (Named after Violet turning into a blueberry after chewing gum in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

Guy 1: So, you like the food?

Guy 2: I don't even know! I still have the Willy Wonka curse from that stupid gum!

by XblackXheartedXbeautyX April 5, 2011

willy wonka kiss

Its when you go ass to mouth

Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.

by Chkygal October 7, 2015

Wirry Wonka

Willy Wonka's twin drug addict. Wirry had it hard growing up. The younger of the twins, he did not receive the same love and care as his brother, Willy. When Willy revealed he was opening a chocolate factory. Wirry became depressed and turned to drugs to ease the pain. Soon, he found himself broke and homeless. To make ends meet and feed his addiction, he turned to a life of prostitution. For years, he sucked many dicks. So many dicks. Like bro, you don't know how many dicks he sucked. Countless. He wasn't racist either. He sucked all kinds of dicks. White dicks, black dicks, brown dicks, yellow dicks, blue dicks. All the dicks, man. Wow, thinking about all those dicks got me off topic. Where was I again? Ahhh, fuck it. Goddamn, the things I would do to take a fat tenderloin to the throat right now. I mean, seriously. I am so fucking hard right now just thinking about it. Maybe if I touch this cold wall next to my bed, it might reduce my sexual swelling. I mean, like, I just want to be manhandled right now by someone's horse-sized meat stick. Oh god, just the thought of it sliding in and out of my male virgin asshole makes my cock scream. But anyway, yeah, that's the sad, unfortunate story of Wirry Wonka.

Big Dick: Yo nig-nog, you heading to that circle jerk tonight?

Captain Assdick: Nah niggaroni, I'm gonna go do heavy drugs and get so fucking blasted till I can see stars with my nigga Wirry Wonka

by Wirry Wonka July 3, 2016

The Wodka

We Only Drink Karma Again

Underground music crew from Russia . Moscow.

the wodka . what does it mean?

-We Only Drink Karma Again!

by cantstapo April 20, 2019

Willy Wonka Squirt Machine

When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)

Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.

by kangkai da king December 6, 2019

willy wonka

hes fantasic and he makes choclate

willy wonka is cool

by candycanememe May 18, 2021