Woof

The perfect emotion for all situations

‘911, what a woof’
‘What a bunch of woofsters’

by Woofster69420 July 26, 2021

Hazza Woof

A "Hazza Woof" is what one would call their friend who has a wank over dog porn.

That guy is such a Hazza Woof

by Goolash 1 July 7, 2016

Woofe

The sound a small dog makes.

Haha dog go woofe

by Barkable March 24, 2021

woof

A sound a wolf and other creatures in the canine family can make

Woof, woof, went the dog.

by Woof gang March 30, 2022

Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.

Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!

by anonymous June 30, 2023

Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.

Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED

by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022

Woof

A woof is someone who is very Hot and visually appealing. They usually stick out in the room and pass as a smash.

"Don't look too obviously but a Woof has just walked in"

by Insane14Feb May 18, 2023