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Wooden the Day

Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.
"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."
by ShyAaaaaaaaa November 24, 2021
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wooden chair

a wooden chair would often be compared to someone named avery.
katie: hey, you kinda look like a wooden chair!
avery: me?
katie: yeah u kinda do
by pop ouuu July 31, 2023
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Jene Wooden

THiS DUMB BENCH (JENE WOODEN) iS WRONG.
by JFSIOAF May 2, 2009
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wooden cudgel

A game played between two or more contestants.

Rules:

1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Arnold: "What happened to you!?"

Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."

Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"

Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"

Arnold: "Ay yo!"
by Oilcan Boogs October 20, 2010
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Wooden doos

When your wood is dooing
“Yo you remind me of one of them wooden doos!”
by Hubbleman447294 September 4, 2023
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Wooden Pickaxe

A pickaxe made of wood, how dumb do you have to be to not know this
why are you mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe
by Golferbc February 19, 2021
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wooden tower

What Japanese people yell when they play Jenga.
"Oh no, Suzuki, don't topple the Jenga tower!"
"WOODEN TOWER!"
by stanpornolover January 1, 2008
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