Colder than a witches tit

When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it

It's colder than a witches title outside

by CowboyDave December 17, 2016

2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials

When justice is turned upside down and Guilt is presumed until you can prove you are innocent. The proof of innocence is to be given a possibly lethal injection and be diagnosed positive for a known lethal virus and survive. Mandatory compelled speech legislation ensures that you confess so the authorities can keep plausible deniability in the event of your death.

I refuse to participate in the 2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials.

by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022

boobie watcher

a man or woman (mostly a man) that is gifted in the art of sensing boobs all around him and never gets caught. he passes his talents down from generation to generation. he is gifted in the art of carefully watching a woman's hooters without her noticing.

"did you see the double d's behind me, or how about over there those c cups? that is why they call me the boobie watcher"

by slingshot19 March 23, 2009

Withered Cake Hag

A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys

Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"

by jemimaaaaa January 3, 2010

witchess

A woman who holds in her own right the title to such witchcraft or wizardry, or is the wife of a highest wizard, is normally styled witchess.
The woman of highest badassery and full of crappie wizardry

Zii is so full of witchcraft that she's like the witchess of the world

by urbandouche08 February 19, 2015

Flying Witches

Slang term by hospital personnel referring to the meanest, nastiest, most egotistical female nurses in the hospital -- usually the Operating Room RN's.

The Flying Witches mark their territory in the Operating Room by urinating in the corners.

by Malibu Barbie Doll January 27, 2009

Night Witches

Undetected, unexpected
Wings of glory
Tell their story
Aviation, deviation
Undetected
Stealth perfected
From the depths of hell in silence
Cast their spells, explosive violence
Russian night time flight perfected
Flawless vision, undetected!

Germans:I Fear no man,but that thing *night witches* it scares me

by LeafyBoi June 12, 2020