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Travel Wanker

Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.
"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
by IrishNBA September 30, 2018
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audi wanker

A group of middle aged men, trying there utmost not to have a mid life crisis. They think they own the road. They seem to think they look cool. When in actual fact they’re simply an ‘Audi Wanker’.
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Move out of my way!!!!! Audi wanker !!!!!
by Kel-Kel :) August 8, 2018
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A wicked Jeff

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I ate some bad tacos and now I have to drop A wicked Jeff.
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Word Wanker

Someone proficient in manipulating language to express complex thoughts in a simple way
"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."
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Cheese Wanker

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.
He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!
by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022
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Pull a wicked one

To defecate, usually in large amounts.
Excuse me, may I please go to the bathroom? I really need to pull a wicked one.”
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