Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 11, 2014

P.P Weiner

P.P Weiner (Philip Peener Weiner) has the largest phallus in all the land. P.P Weiner is the C.E.O of P.P Weiner's Penis Enlargement Company.

The ladies love P.P Weiner's monstrous member.

by bigboizdream August 24, 2017

weiner lips

Lips well known for the insertion of a penis.

Tim has a well used set of weiner lips.
Pearson loves when he can show off his weiner lips.

by Switchblade January 20, 2016

weiner window

The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.

Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.

by teamknapsack June 20, 2017

butt weiner

A butt weiner is an individual with a weiner that has been inside a butt.

Dude 1: Did you hear about Joe?

Dude 2: Joe Riley?
Dude 3: Yeah. Heard he stuck his weiner in a butt.

Dude 4: Oh. He's got a butt weiner now

by Butreallytho January 30, 2016

weiner fat

The slab of man fat that is located below the belt and above the weiner.

Ronnie had to lift up Fred's weiner fat before he could lick the ball cheese off of his nutz.

by C.T.E October 14, 2020

Weiner Cap

WEANER cap is the simple dark red tip of ur Willy after you beat the absolute fuck out of it for a solid 37 minutes.

Damn, my Weiner Cap is almost purple nigga.

by Narcfucc May 30, 2019