Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-
by bloonsfan17 January 11, 2014
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P.P Weiner

P.P Weiner (Philip Peener Weiner) has the largest phallus in all the land. P.P Weiner is the C.E.O of P.P Weiner's Penis Enlargement Company.
by bigboizdream August 24, 2017
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weiner lips

Lips well known for the insertion of a penis.
Tim has a well used set of weiner lips.
Pearson loves when he can show off his weiner lips.
by Switchblade January 20, 2016
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Weiner Bikiner

See Banana Hammock

A tight, form-fitting swim suit for the male population. This is not your average swim trunk, we're talking all packed in. Leaves no room for the imagination.
T's weiner bikiner was staring me in the face! *SHOOK*
by Tequillur March 21, 2018
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hallow weiner

If people talk about, advertise, or sell merchandise related to Christmas before Halloween, then they are hallow in their weiner. This especially applies to stores that showcase Christmas during the fall season.
Joe mama brought up Christmas at the office Halloween party, he was a massive hallow weiner.
by Halloween enthusiast October 21, 2019
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WEINER BEEF

A phrase commonly used to identify nonsense; utter bullshit. Can also be used to describe cuckery.
“Wow, smells like wiener beef in here”
(Directed at a group of inferior males upon entering a room)
“Bro, this game is weiner beef
by Pappihamslapper September 02, 2021
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weiner steam

weiner steam - another affect of coldness inflicted up one's nethers.

weiner steam: produced by friction from rapid sexual encounters.

see also: steamy weiner - evaporation from ones privates, resulting in weiner steam
"The downside to peeing outside, besides flaccidness? Watching weiner steam rise off your dick like a smoked kielbasa"

"That is one steamy weiner! Gotta get me some of that!", replied Jen, enamored by a steamy wiener
by Dirt Ferguson January 03, 2014
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