something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

weekend dump

the abnormally large poop you have to take after spending the weekend at a place with no bathroom facilities, or at a girlfriend's house.

i spent the weekend at christy's, but didn't wanna shit at her house, so i took a huge weekend dump when i got back.

by Mr. Venhooker June 23, 2007

weekend

The time in which one can enjoy theirself, and maybe have a drink or two.

I'm going to get soooo wasted on the weekend !

by dustin is from austin December 28, 2005

Weekend Boyfriend

A single guy specifically designated to accompany a girl to dinner, movies, social functions, etc. only on weekends because of her busy schedule during the week. May include, kissing, cuddling, sex, etc.

This week has been so busy! I can't wait to call up my weekend boyfriend to see what he has planned for us!

Right now my busy schedule doesn't leave me enough time for a full time boyfriend, so it's great just having a weekend boyfriend! I love having a nice guy to do stuff with on the weekends!

by 361cmgtx3 June 15, 2011

weekend warrior

1. A person who has a boring rat race job, and compensates by being irresponsible during the weekend.

I am a weekend warrior and I like to party, but I can't because my life sucks. Except for the weekends.

by the_strategy_freak September 30, 2005

working for the weekend syndrome

A syndrome that consists of people , wether male or female , whos only objective is to reach the weekend. This syndrome can harm potential smart slackers.

Doodley :"Mozes has to finish those rocks with the commandments at some point, hes been gone for ages"
David : " yeh he's working on it , now hes just working for the weekend"
Doodley : " But hes been doing that for like 40 years"
David : "well then .. someone has working for the weekend syndrome"
Mozes: " I FINISHED OK , CUT ME SOME SLACK!"

by Jan Schreurs December 3, 2007

May Long Weekend

The most epic weekend known to man (also known as 'epic may long')
- Ridiculous camping experiences where:
Copious amount of alchohol are consumed despite the governments attempt to make it a dry weekend through various drinking games or through the insane ability to consume an inhuman amount of alchohol
Lengedary Adventures are created, which in turn create stories which are told, retold, changed to something utterly ridiculous, but not denied, and reminised once a week at a weekely get together in a place where cheap wings are sold
Usually a large amount of nakedness occurs as a result of large amounts of alchohol or most usually the desire to go skinny dipping hopefully meeting up with a group of girls also enjoying there epic may long

"Hey man you coming on our may long weekend camping trip" "Hell ya, remember last year" "Damn striaght i do, soo epic!"

"K i totally don't remember inviting that guy on this may long weekend campin trip" "Who?" "That guy over there" "You mean Aussie?" "Yeah man" "No worries we'll just leave his drunk ass naked on the beach"

by Wollf December 16, 2008