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Chris Webber

n. Choker.

Ex.1--In 1993, while playing for Michigan, sophomore forward Chris Webber called timeout in the Men's NCAA Division I Championship game down by two points with 11 seconds left in the second half. This resulted in the team being charged with a technical foul because it didn't have any timeouts remaining.

Ex.2--In the 2002 NBA Western Conference Championship Game 7, Webber went 3 for 10 for field goals in the fourth quarter and overtime, resulting in a loss of series.

Ex.3--In the 2003 NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Webber fell down untouched while running with the ball to the basket. The result was a season-ending knee injury.

Ex.4--In 2007, the Philadelphia 76ers gave Webber a $25 million buyout of contract after two years of play. In other words, they paid him NOT to play for them.

see also: "over paid," "over rated,"
Chris Webber does not have a championship ring.

Chris Webber will not be on the cover of Wheaties (i.e. "Breakfast of Champions")

Chris Webber is the Dan Marino of the NBA, except without all the records and Hall of Fame status, or having played for the same team his entire career.
by Shareeb4Prez October 1, 2008
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webbing

Webbing is the set of pouches on a belt and yoke commonly worn by soldiers throughout the world, also know as PLCE, or place load carring equipment.
Put on your webbing and pick up your L85 and lets bump these fuckers
by Jwinch7722@oal.com March 14, 2006
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webbing

the term used when a male horse, standing on a wall, gets sucked off by dat man from Ali G init, after he is finshed he take a specimen of the horses CUM and pretends he is spiderman by throwing the jizz into someones eye lid.

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running down a banking

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saying hello to your next door, yum!

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openly admitting that you enjoy the presence of some one with a disability
Tommy: "go web go, i enjoy webbing"

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John: "weeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

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Reece: "hello, next door"
Next door: "orwite"

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Prezzers: "i enjoy that child, he has downsyndrome, mmmmm"
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Welbie

A very cool person; creative/witty, usually gives profound perspective and insight. A funny person; elite sense of humour, will make you hahaha his way into yours pants.

Also, Welbz.
Yooo, man like Welbie! I saw what you did there.
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Webbing her up

It's when you cum all over the girl you're having sex with like Spider-Man
Friend 1: Hey, man how did the part go last night?

Friend 2: It was awesome! I was webbing her up!

Friend 1: Who?

Friend 2: Selina

Friend 1: No way!
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dingo webber

dingo webber eats alot of twinkies and gets extra large
by queif boner April 16, 2008
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Reggie Webber

a smelly rat only known because of his beautiful girlfriend cassie. Reggie is formally known as the “R” in the krac house. He acts like he hates everyone but secretly is in love with everyone in his friend group. Contrary to popular belief he actually takes acid before all of his videos and actually secretly gives a hand job to everyone he collabs with.
person one: have you ever seen one of Reggie Webber’s videos?
person two: nope lol i read his definition on urban dictionary and he seems like a bully
by notreggiewebber June 15, 2020
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