Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.

You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*

by Milkhail November 23, 2021

Brynnleigh weaver

She will strangle your testicles not for sex but because she is weird

Will have sex with you while watching a shia lebeouf movie with your parents

This was written by kaleb hettinger

I am communist and will kill all the Arabs - Brynnleigh weaver

by DaSouth420 September 13, 2019

WeaVer

WeaVer is used to refer to someone who is a fucking piece of shit and os indescribable with any sentence or word other than WeaVer.

you see the news today? that guy was a total WeaVer.

by Angry_MotherFucker August 17, 2023

Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. April 20, 2025

Slipped her the weaver

When you shove a rock in a females butt while doing it doggy style

My date was being too quite so I slipped her the weaver

by Pat attack February 16, 2023

Sauce Weaver

The guy that spins the truth into some real bullshit.

Steve:"Hey, Mike told me he hooked up with three chicks last night when you went to the bar"

"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."

by ToolHandle January 1, 2017