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yoni wand

A tool designed to Yoni help women experience enhanced sexual pleasure, increased vaginal lubrication and arousal, for a more intense orgasm.
She prefers her yoni wand to a real person.
by Greatrush May 7, 2025
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Magic wanding

When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”
I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?
by jinthearena June 17, 2021
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Wande

A specimen. A man who looks like a woman, but acts like a complete caveman. In other words, the human form of BigFoot.
Student A: "Yo my bus driver a Wande for real dawg"
Student B: "Nah no way, you got done dirty for real, praying for you!"
by TheRealLanceGibson April 5, 2022
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wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom
I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!
by HwackyHwednesday November 7, 2023
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Wand

Something Harry potter got when he became a wizard.
A thin, often wooden, minature staff, often used to point at people with a follow up of a spell. See: Spell, Harry Potter, Magic
Hagrid: "You're gonna go to Hogwarts, you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, It'll deliver your mail. DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT!"

Harry: "I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!"

Hagrid: "I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move."
by Sir Shamu February 12, 2025
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Wand

A wand is a term for a dab-pen
“Bro, pass me the wand!”
Ight bro i gotchu
by BornLegendary46 July 20, 2019
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sassy wand pose

The way a witch/wizard holds their wand in an odd way. This is normally by Draco, but Snape has his moments.
There goes Draco doing the sassy wand pose again.
by Drapple Malfoy June 23, 2016
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