Jesus-walking

Strutting around as if one can walk on water; often triggered by varsity athletic status, rowdy friends, and/or alcohol consumption. Derived as an alternate phrase for jaywalking

Police were worried about the number of accidents caused by Jesus-walking and middle-class commuters on the streets of Boulder, Colorado.

by Ellen Wagner April 11, 2008

power walking

When people walk down the sidewalk trying to get home before they shit their pants.

I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.

by CedricDoodlehopper April 18, 2014

56k Warning

A "56k Warning" is a nice way of telling someone they might stand a chance of a black hole opening up inside of their home if they use dialup and try to access a site bogged down with images or videos.

Basically if you're in that 16% of people who use dialup, you need to watch out for these.

DSL / Cable: HAHAHA! These videos have such a high comedic value. I'm going to post them.

Dialup: Hey! Videos with comedic values?! I want to see! *Clicks*

Dialup: Oh noes! I ignored the 56k warning CLEARLY posted!

*Black hole opens up and sucks out the persons living room*

DSL / Cable: lol?

by Da Milkman May 24, 2009

Walking Finger

When you are walking with your girl down the street and you starting fingering her. It is basically fingering a girl while walking

P1- dude i didnt see you get anything from your girl 2nite
P2- haha man i pulled the walking finger

by xxGODxx October 11, 2008

Warning Shot

The fart that comes before a big turd.

Robert: Wow, somebody just shit their pants.

Chris: No that was just a WARNING SHOT!

by Mista Nathan January 12, 2012

Walking Wall

When a group of people walk side-to-side down a hallway, forming a wall that takes up the entire width of the hallway. Walking walls tend to move extremely slowly, causing everyone stuck behind them to move at a snail's pace. Since walking walls tend to take up the width of a hallway, passing one would be impossible.

I'm running late to class, and this walking wall is blocking me.

by JoeySomething March 15, 2009

Walking Apocalypse

An individual that is such a bad ass that Chuck Norris wont fight them.

I barely survived an encounter with Steve he's a walking apocalypse.

Walking Apocalypse

by Urban Dictionary investor July 29, 2012