BARK BARK WOOF GRRR

If someone says this too you, you're most likely either a racist or a peodo.

"nice ass"
"BARK BARK WOOF GRRR YAP YAP"

by zombiichan October 13, 2020

French Woof

If you have to ask you can't afford it.

"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"

by tharealjuggalo February 25, 2010

Hazza Woof

A "Hazza Woof" is what one would call their friend who has a wank over dog porn.

That guy is such a Hazza Woof

by Goolash 1 July 7, 2016

tumble woof

The dog hair that blows around the house like tumbleweed.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.

We really need to vacuum, the tumble woof is getting out of control.

by anonymous December 17, 2020

@zhonglisdog_woof

they concern me sometimes, but theyre a close friend and theyre funny. they also have a foot fetish and love zhongli (venti hater 😒)

@zhonglisdog_woof is very....

by kaeyas_t1tties March 20, 2022

Doggy woof woof time

When the lady turns into ishowspeed and starts barking on your penis.

Last night my girlfriend did doggy woof woof time during sex

by Dorrislllsjdudidjf November 27, 2022

Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.

Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!

by anonymous June 30, 2023