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windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.
We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.
by philologue August 19, 2011
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The Windmill Man

The Windmill man is a fat man who likes to fuck small, tiny and fragile little boys. He sits on his computer all day, fucking small children on his very gross gaming chair. He has a very bad youtube channel where he post shit content. The Windmill man will be fucking doxxed because he is so fucking unlikable. I hope The Windmill man dies, I also hope he changes his bad, bad, bad fucking name. He doesn't deserve to be called "the", which implies that he is someone, which he is clearly not.
Oh hahah you did a The Windmill Man (post a shitty youtube video, while fucking little children)
by Fuck Windmill Man August 3, 2022
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The Danish Windmill Experience

A situation in which a woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrød Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
by TDWE June 20, 2024
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Windmill

1: A large building that houses a contraption with a large set of sails that are spun around by wind, either to move a grindstone for processing grain, or a turbine to generate electricity.

2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
"I would your worship take notice," replied Sancho, "that those you see yonder are no giants, but windmills; and what seem arms to you, are sails; which being turned with the wind, make the millstone work."
by Intelligence001 January 12, 2023
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Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.
"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"
by Basco Dragoon October 24, 2019
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Windmill #5823

A Dutch person. That is literally all. He is just Dutch
Windmill #5823 is Dutch so by default he is kinda cringe
by Soviet Waifu January 13, 2021
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Washington windmill

Having intercourse with another man on top of a windmill, while spinning him an smoking a blunt, and before he cums tossing him into the windmill.
I just gave tyler a washington windmill lastnight.
by Mantana406 December 22, 2022
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