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a prerequisite for joining the LAPD. When applying for the Los Angeles Police Department, one must be willing to swap wives with the other police officers. (allowing another man to have sexual intercourse with your wife, in exchange for his wife).

This is an underground, but popular characteristic within the force.
Officer O' Connor: Who do I get for this weeks wife swapping?

Captain: Shut up rookie. You'll get your turn when we're all done with your wife.
by skad8erateher June 8, 2009
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wife support

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when you find a rich bitch and live off her.

its not gold digging because a man is doing it!
man I wanna marry Oprah and live on wife support!
by Lenny Abrams & Sam Solomon March 14, 2011
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Wife Sentence

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Jimmy: After Angela and I knocked out two kids, she's turned into a frigid bitch. We're only staying together for the kids at this point.
Johnny: You, my friend, are serving a wife sentence.
by McMission Definition August 1, 2016
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wife shopping

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Dating with the expressed purpose of getting married quickly or in the near future.
The last time I was wife shopping I got a little out of control and thus the recent divorce.
by Think October 12, 2004
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ugly wife syndrome

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1.A wife that was really hot when you married her,but 15 years later,she had beome a fat ugly useless lazy good for nothing,unable to drive,sexually repulsive bitch.
2.The exact opposite of a trophy wife.
Dude your wife has really let herself go.Seems to me she has Ugly Wife Syndrome.
by disappointed disgusted husband December 28, 2009
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Wife Squack

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That horrible buzzing in your ear whenever your wife/significant other speaks.
"Put the toilet seat down"
"Do this"

"Do that"
"Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla" (most probably something very important but the buzzing was just too loud)
All examples of Wife Squack
by awheezle May 13, 2011
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Wife Stealer

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A guy that steals a wife from another guy.
Daniel is a wife stealer. He stole another man's wife.
by linkishback April 13, 2018
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