wiffle-waffle

To say a lot, but mean not a damned thing...analagous to filibuster. Also can be used to describe a person who does said action.

"In that meeting all he did was wiffle-waffle and now I don't know any more than I did before!"

"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"

by BrettMan May 19, 2004

Wiffy banter

To exaggerate the banter/joke that was made.

Jacks trousers fell down, Wiffy Banter!

by Samuel The Goat February 21, 2018

whiffle thrash

A derisive term used by some to describe the style of thrash popularized by late-1980s Anthrax (band) - generally characterized by a somewhat "poppy" (mind you, by metal standards) vibe and angsty/leftist-political lyrics.

Dude, like Sacred Reich is a whiffle thrash band.

by Jeffrey Nield September 11, 2007

wiffle ball bat

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

by tatanka March 3, 2004

Whiffle Ass

A game in which a wiffle ball bat is used by two homosexual men.

Each player takes turn hitting each other's bare ass with the bat. Whichever player submits first receives for the night.

Look, Steve and Keith must of played Whiffle Ass last night, they can't even sit down without wincing!

by desol8tor March 18, 2009

wiffel tower

an eiffel tower in which one party is not sexually attracted to the gender of at least one of the parties they are having sex with. (For this definition the two parties that are only high-fiving one another do not count as having sex. Thus a standard eiffel tower does not count.)

Hey Matt, you straight guy, do you want to wiffel tower that girl over there with me, a gay guy?

by runforcover August 23, 2011

Wiffness

Someone you call upon (usually a friend) to check for odors when you are unsure.

Hey bro i need a wiffness, is my breath good?

by liftedresearch August 31, 2011