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Holiday weight gainer 

A person who gains weight during the holiday. They eat a lot because they stay at home and lack any activities to do
I have to watch the amount of food i eat this summer. I don't want to be a holiday weight gainer.

carrying a mule's weight 

not capable of doing something; when you got too much strain on you already{as seen in the video game for Playstation 2, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance}
I can't do that too, boss, I'm carrying a mule's weight already.

cock weight 

the excuse given by those accused of being overweight, implying their excess weight can be attributed to a large and heavy schlong.
"mate you're a fat shit"
"nah dude its all cock weight
cock weight by Glavič1 April 6, 2011

sash weight 

A weight used in old windows to help with opening and closing, usually built into the wall around the window.

A solid and well defined shit that resembles the above.
I think the sash weight broke of the window.

I gonna go drop off a sash weight in the bathroom.
sash weight by Westley E November 6, 2007

put some weight on it 

To increase the volume or strength of something.
Damn this Blowfly track is hot, put some weight on it.

Shake Weight Shot 

A person uses a shake weight about chest high in front of their body. The weight is tilted slightly back pointed towards their face. After a short time motioning the weight up and down another person pours a shot into into the users mouth. Preferably something white and/or creamy like Baileys Irish Cream.
Wow my girlfriend did a shake weight shot at a party last night!

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