by A man of his word November 15, 2010

by Tree Lover February 16, 2019

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.
by [Online name] July 16, 2019

Women created this weekend to be bad, boujee bitches, drink a fuck ton of wine, talk about the current douche bags in their lives, take a million pictures to find just the right one to be basic as fuck (so we can pretend like we live an adventurous lifestyle) and overall escape THE MEN.
by Ball-er December 16, 2017

Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.
Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.
Boss: Sure.
Guy: Thanks!
Boss: Sure.
Guy: Thanks!
by TheGamingGamer1 June 22, 2014

Non-active military personnel, meaning reservists. Reservists in the military only work on the weekends. Usually used by active duty guys as joke to lightly make fun of reservists.
by Chopped Up Cow December 8, 2021

Wee-k-eh-N-D B-awl-L-s ; Weekend Balls is a common cause and effect of a hard week where once the weekend comes, the subject (person with balls) wants to relax and doesn't shower for the entire weekend and the resulting smell of their nether regions can only be described as "Weekend Balls".
by Weekend Balls June 15, 2020
