chaz wasted

When a person reaches the level of intoxication that affect the ability to speak and form comprehensive sentences yet still remain entirely awesome and can hang all night like a boss. Getting so drunk that your mouth can't form the words in your head but you can still have a full conversation and entertain the party til the end.
We partied like rockstars all night and got chaz wasted.
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Rockstar Wasted

When you are so drunk and high that you feel like a rockstar. Typically, this state of mind will encourage you to encourage girls to show you their breasts.
by greenninja2 April 3, 2011
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Alpha-Wasted

above & beyond drunk. Out of body experience. Drunk to the point you cant control your self.
Foo last night I was so Alpha-Wasted I fucked Edgar's mom.
by drunkfoo88 January 17, 2011
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Ego-waste

Usually found in corporate activities, processes and projects it is that amount of effort, time or money expended with the sole purpose of assuaging or satiating a decision-maker's ego. None of these activities have any direct or indirect value to the company, other employees, the stockholders or to conscious life in general--it's strictly the wasted time, money and effort to make a senior level person happy.
Please add 80 to 120 hours to any project or activity to accommodate ego-waste.
by Philip Coen-Pesch February 6, 2009
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getting wasted

to get queasy due to the consumption of alochol and/or hallucinogens.
whoa, after all that dope, i feel soo wasted!
hey dude, we're getting wasted tonight at the party.
by LubeLobBoob April 29, 2006
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Wasting Time

Currently you're wasting time while reading this. The fuck your doing here go outside, or just beat your dick off you bastard. Seriously, you are wasting your time(see what I did there) by reading this. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you sway that way. Seriously now, shoo. I'm just kidding, keep reading this. Just kidding, get off Urban Dictionary and finally beat Dark Souls.
Quite wasting time reading this.
by AsianSanta October 11, 2019
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gradu-wasted

To be drunk with someone in celebration of his (or one's own) graduation from college
My brother and I got completely gradu-wasted after his graduation ceremony yesterday.
by wordhero293 December 12, 2009
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