Rockstar Wasted

When you are so drunk and high that you feel like a rockstar. Typically, this state of mind will encourage you to encourage girls to show you their breasts.
Charlie Sheen gets Rockstar Wasted
by greenninja2 March 18, 2011
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Kemp-wasted

The act of getting so drunk you pass out in the bathroom resting on your boobs before 10pm.
Forget about white-girl wasted, I wanna get kemp-wasted!
by Rw4747 December 31, 2013
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chaz wasted

When a person reaches the level of intoxication that affect the ability to speak and form comprehensive sentences yet still remain entirely awesome and can hang all night like a boss. Getting so drunk that your mouth can't form the words in your head but you can still have a full conversation and entertain the party til the end.
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Banana's wasted

To describe a person of power getting severely intoxicated beyond comprehension.
Our manager was so drunk last night, he was banana's wasted and could barely walk.
by D&T August 23, 2007
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getting wasted

to get queasy due to the consumption of alochol and/or hallucinogens.
whoa, after all that dope, i feel soo wasted!
hey dude, we're getting wasted tonight at the party.
by LubeLobBoob April 15, 2006
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Wasting Time

Currently you're wasting time while reading this. The fuck your doing here go outside, or just beat your dick off you bastard. Seriously, you are wasting your time(see what I did there) by reading this. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you sway that way. Seriously now, shoo. I'm just kidding, keep reading this. Just kidding, get off Urban Dictionary and finally beat Dark Souls.
by AsianSanta October 11, 2019
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gradu-wasted

To be drunk with someone in celebration of his (or one's own) graduation from college
My brother and I got completely gradu-wasted after his graduation ceremony yesterday.
by wordhero293 December 12, 2009
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