Voluntary Dutch Oven

When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.

Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven

by Ass Rippa September 23, 2022

voluntary torture

Doing something that hurts willingly, like getting your eyebrows done.

“Istg, getting your eyebrows done is the definition of voluntary torture!”

by Linn0289 October 20, 2022

nolunteer

n. someone who doesn't want to do something or chooses not to do something others choose to do. the opposite of a volunteer or v. the act of choosing not to do something ; to opt-out of something.

roots in the latin nolo - to not want to, as opposed to the word volunteer, which originates from volo - to want to.

Jenny is a nolunteer. She nolunteered to participate in that extra-credit assignment.

by sadleprechaun April 27, 2023

Volunqueer

Noun. Describes a person that is so willing to do extreme measures to help you out, even though he is essentially a punk bitch park bench. However, when nobody else steps up to the plate, a Donald will surely rise to the occasion to help out his buddies.

"Dude, if we were in rattlesnake country and I take a piss and my dick gets bit by a fucking snake, would you volunqueer to suck the venom out of my dick to save my life?"
"Of course I'd be your volunqueer bro. You know me, I always wanted to slob on your knob because I'm a homo gaypien."

"Wow. Volunqueer. You faggot."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 16, 2024

voluntary bang up

Being too scared to leave your prison cell to go on the exercise yard or landing, so you stay in your cell as much as possible.

‘Yo I heard he was riding voluntary bang up in the wok house’
‘ What a neek’

by drillerfromthemsides February 23, 2024

Bolunteer

A bitchy volunteer

She/he is a volunteer but bitchy or sassy. An extra special kind of volunteer, like "Wow, your a bolunteer"

by Sassyqueen92 February 22, 2025

Voluntarily sacrificing OTHER MEN

That isn't it. That's your solipsistic delusion of virtue.

Hym "Jesus didn't sacrifice himself. He was dragged out of an inn in the middle of the night while he was hiding with his followers after one of them betrayed him. You are voluntarily sacrificing OTHER MEN to improve your own quality of life and control the distribution of women without having to be an AI creating genius. You just want to be the boss of me forever. That is all. You're going to dispense with all of the unwanted men the second MY AI comes online and you no longer need the labor and the people who are refusing to speak up are doing it because and only because they have been anointed. And until that happens you're going to do shit like this in the name of kids or women until you can get the death-bots to do it for you. It doesn't matter what side of the death bots I'm on because the same thing is going to happen either way. End the weaponized schizophrenia and release me immediately or continue to watch people retaliate and kill your kids."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025