by Basedtotheface February 21, 2021
Get the Virtual Cuck mug.a person that binges on "food porn" websites such as Food Gawker, Food Network, All Recipies, etc. A sufferer of this condition reaches an obsessive level of searching for indulgent pictures of food or complex/absurd recipies. The person never intends on actually attempting the recipies, just drooling over them for hours on end. Virtual Bulimics like to commit their binges secretly and if caught, deny the amount of time they have spent on their favorite foodie websites. A common behavior of VBs is to keep a tab open to a genrically 'good use of time' websites, like the CNN.com, which they can toggle to upon the glance of un-welcome eyes.
Person 1: "Erin has been salivating at her computer all day while looking through Food Gawker's most popular recipies of all time. Right now she is reading a recipe for deep fried bacon. Her condition appears to be growing graver by the second; I think it's time for an intervention."
Person 2: "Yes, she is demonstrating all the signs of a Virtual Bulimic. We would be good friends to confront her."
Person 2: "Yes, she is demonstrating all the signs of a Virtual Bulimic. We would be good friends to confront her."
by Candykorn April 16, 2011
Get the Virtual Bulimic mug.Replaying memories of films or television shows in one' s mind; usually with others as a group activity. Sometimes faulty or coded.
Group engaging in virtual tivo (example):
GM (Group member) 1: "You watch "Everyone Hates Eddie"" You: umm, no.
Group turns away.
GM1: Did you remember when Eddie puts the box .."
GM 2: "that thing..what was it? It wasn't a ring...'
GM3:"Oh, yeah, that was a ring, it was the wrong ring."
(Group laugh)
GM2:"Yeah and when Chica came it and sat on it .."
(Group laugh)
GM1:"He's like, sweetie, would you like to come in the kitchen, have some coffee.."
GM3:" She found it, she's trying to put it on her finger" GM2:"Tina walked in and lost it"
GM3: Chica is like (Group shout) YES! and Tina's like EDDIE?!" GM3: "Chica said YOU LOSER! and throws the ring at Eddie...
GM1: it goes does the drain...
All: THE DISPOSAL IS ON!
(Group laugh, except you who doesn't watch the program)
GM (Group member) 1: "You watch "Everyone Hates Eddie"" You: umm, no.
Group turns away.
GM1: Did you remember when Eddie puts the box .."
GM 2: "that thing..what was it? It wasn't a ring...'
GM3:"Oh, yeah, that was a ring, it was the wrong ring."
(Group laugh)
GM2:"Yeah and when Chica came it and sat on it .."
(Group laugh)
GM1:"He's like, sweetie, would you like to come in the kitchen, have some coffee.."
GM3:" She found it, she's trying to put it on her finger" GM2:"Tina walked in and lost it"
GM3: Chica is like (Group shout) YES! and Tina's like EDDIE?!" GM3: "Chica said YOU LOSER! and throws the ring at Eddie...
GM1: it goes does the drain...
All: THE DISPOSAL IS ON!
(Group laugh, except you who doesn't watch the program)
by Teenzilla December 23, 2008
Get the virtual tivo mug.Much like social cliques in high school, virual cliqueing can occur in online forums or threads where two or more people take over a conversation, steering it in such a direction where all other users leave the forum or thread. As in social settings such as school, a clique can be formed online when people with similar interests take over a certain topic and literally close out a once vibrant thread, due to their esoteric ramblings or code language unknown to the greater community using that forum/thread
Online Commentator 1: "Just like in high school, Charles and Justin had to veer off on a tangent, driving the rest of the online contributors onto a different thread to complete discussing our original topic. Charles and Justin are good at virtual cliqueing themselves while closing out once popular threads."
Online Commentator 2: "Yeah, quite peculiar, it's like they are deliberately trying to ostracize themselves, just like in high school."
Online Commentator 2: "Yeah, quite peculiar, it's like they are deliberately trying to ostracize themselves, just like in high school."
by hammerofthegods February 14, 2012
Get the virtual cliqueing mug.What we're living in
Futures made of virtual insanity
Now always seem to be governed by this love we have
For useless twisting of our new technology
Oh, now there is no sound
For we all live underground
Now always seem to be governed by this love we have
For useless twisting of our new technology
Oh, now there is no sound
For we all live underground
by A. J. J. September 3, 2023
Get the Virtual Insanity mug.3D-rendering of computer generated porn featuring young nude girls in a "toon" virtual realistic format, naked or having sex. Similar to Anime, virtual porn, aka V-Porn, 3D-rendered computer generated graphics depict sexual situations using 3D-rendered computer images of naked girls having sex.
by Elisa-LTG October 5, 2008
Get the Virtual Porn mug.-Hugging from a distance because you don't wanna move
-You hate hugs but your friends don't.
-The person is one smelly kid.
-You hate hugs but your friends don't.
-The person is one smelly kid.
Stinker: Ahh! I'm not gonna see you for a whole weekend! HUG ME!
You: Uh..I'm not a huggy person..VIRTUAL HUG!
Stinker: YAYY! ^^
LATER;
You: Thank fuck..U_U
You: Uh..I'm not a huggy person..VIRTUAL HUG!
Stinker: YAYY! ^^
LATER;
You: Thank fuck..U_U
by MOshi SHizumi December 22, 2008
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