Vietnamese River

The act of urinating into an individual's mouth, and having the urine flow down their naked body.

"Bro it would be really hot if we did the vietnamese river".

"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".

by The Cock Guzzler December 10, 2021

Vietnamese Curb

When a man ejects a woman off of a curb using a well placed kick and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.

Hey Bruce, did you take back that girl you met last night?

Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb

by duncanthedestroyer November 15, 2012

Vietnamese broom

when u rub a pussy so hard it goes bright red and starts to loose all existing hair

i gave alfies mum a fat vietnamese broom last night

by bigdickai July 1, 2019

Vietnamese hide n seek

When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.

Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek

by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

Vietnamese Tornado

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and push her down the stairs.

1: Dude, her hair was drenched when she came out of the house, what did y'all do?

2: Bro I gave her a Vietnamese Tornado

1: Damn

by ChaBoiX February 22, 2020

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

vietnamese

This is what the lorax says

Lorax: I am the lorax, i speak for the trees. The trees, speak vietnamese
*music is being played while the lorax is scared for his life*

by Amsterdam is lit February 26, 2019