venked

When you get fucked by a professor, like when you write a test where the material wasn't on the test.

Oh yea we all got venked by that test.

by Salty Engineer November 23, 2016

venom fucker

people who had their inner tetraphillia awaking and want to fuck venom and those tentacles and tongue of his

"Eddie said he wanted to fuck venom, guess hes a venom fucker"

by venomstentadick October 29, 2018

cock venom

the white stuff that comes outta yo D, son

Yo, that bitch got so much cock venom on her last night when i gave her an elegant facial

by Philliam Williamson March 2, 2014

Fucking the Vendo Machine

The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.

I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!

Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!

by idolatro15 September 23, 2009

5 Deadly Venoms

A group of bitch ass wannabe Marvel Puzzle Quest players commonly referred to as 5 Diseased Vaginas or 5DV. To be a 5DV player means you suffer from a condition called paranoid schizophrenia, as well as other mental disorders ranging from being delusional (thinking they can beat the X-men) to depression (because they get ass stomped by the X-men). The requirements to be a 5DV is:
1. Must be a whinny little bitch.
2. Must be Devil worshiper and sacrifice babies.
3. Penis size must not exceed 2.5 inches.
4. Must be willing to spend more time sending in tickets to customer support than actual time spent playing MPQ.
5. Must have an active imagination to help develop conspiracy theories about the X-men.

If you think you can meet this elite criteria then you too can be the next Diseased Vagina in MPQ.

5 Deadly Venoms are some punk bitches.

by Shamsali75 July 17, 2014

vanko

Vanko is the biggest playboy ever. He loves to fuck whores, mostly russians! Vanko have large penis and most girls fall in love with little Vanko. He is beauty, smart and big motherfucker! Really fuckable.

Where Are you going?
- To fuck with Vanko

by Asshole669 January 10, 2018

anal venom

The yellowish colored discharge from your anus that usually occurs on a hot summer day after taking a shit. Associated with monkey butt. May be a symptom of improper wiping or chaffing or just a generally uncleanly rectum. Best described as a mixture of ass sweat and fecal debris.

"This anal venom is burnin' me up. I'd better go lay down with a fan blowing on my ass to dry it out."

by Dilldo Baggins March 26, 2007