Vegan

One who tries not to eat ANY animal products, not even milk or cheese.
I've never seen a vegan around.
by Shawn B. June 10, 2003
Get the Vegan mug.

vegan

lack of b12 dickhead grass munching grass stealing CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Worldwide meme

Plops Magrops
oi stop eating my grass you fucking non protein lack nof b12 vegan fuck

IF YOU SEE A VEGAN BASH THEM!!!!!!
Get the vegan mug.

Vegan

Sucking dick badly. Referring to how protein from a mans semen come from humans, which are animals, vegans cannot have products from animals.
Dude, that girl was being vegan last night
by hammertime03131987 April 01, 2009
Get the Vegan mug.

Vegan

A person who refrains from consuming animal meat and dairy products, and doesn't use other products that come from animals, such as leather. They think that they are helping some sort of "cause" by protesting against the slaughter of animals for commercial purposes, but in fact they aren't helping anything at all, because they don't realize that if we stop farming animals, they will overpopulate and deplete the plant food supply even more. They also don't know that animals kill and eat each other naturally anyway. They do not understand that plants can feel pain as well, but they typically deny this fact, because they are usually stuck-up pussies who think they're "making the environment better." Vegans typically like to boast about the fact that they don't eat meat, and they will often never shut the fuck up about it until they think they've converted you to veganism.
The vegan thought he was making the world a better place by not eating meat, because he didn't realize that animals eat each other anyway.
by TriHard Seven June 28, 2016
Get the Vegan mug.

Vegan

A usually pretentious human who denies themselves meat, dairy, eggs, and fish in an attempt to be politically correct. Usually they will sight a study by an obscure hippy Dr. that says this diet is healthy, or declare that animals should have the same rights as people or other lame nonsensical arguments.

The Vegan is also someone who usually enjoys pointing out your "wicked" meat eating ways and pretends that soy products are actually palatable. Symptoms of a vegan are sucked in paper thin skin that shows every detail of their skull, and declaring themself an "environmental activist."
The kids really enjoy teasing the vegans by kicking their puppy and eating tons of bacon.

The vegan broke his leg because instead of drinking real milk, he drank soy juice.
by Anton Dacy December 13, 2011
Get the Vegan mug.

Veganism

Vegan ism, is the practice in which you reject the horrors of the slaughterhouse, and the unjust/vile conditions of the factory farms, chicken coops...ext.

this is also known as living cruelty free.

Many vegans find themselves "slipping", or unintentionally ingesting animal products every once in awhile. This is due to them trusting the wrong people, not reading food labels, or not doing proper research.

Veganism isn't just based on diet. Veganism covers your diet, your clothing, your jewlery, your shoes, and your hygene items...and your own mind.

This is an extremely controversial topic, since there is such a widespread range of morals, and possible mindsets.
many people may construe what cruelty free living consists of.
friend)-"hey man, why don't you buy me those horn plugs?"
vegan)-"nah dude, those are fucking horns, that's super sketchy!"

fret dude)-"hey want some fucking milk, faggot?"
vegan)-"I'm going to fucking kill you, I practice veganism because I love the animal kingdom...
Listen to the band chokehold, you fucking dick."

"I was with my boyfriend the other night, and I must say, vegans have way better tasting cum. I love veganism"

"I was at the zoo, and I must admit, the way they treat those animals is gross, I wish everyone lived cruelty free."

"Being someone who practices veganism, I oppose circuses, puppy mills, aquariums, deforestation from loggers, slaughtering, speciesism/racism/sexism, and the human race immensely."

"removed from the cruelty, I'm afraid I'll be living in exile for the rest of my days."
by snaggletoothnigga November 26, 2009
Get the Veganism mug.

Vegan

A self-righteous cunt who believes that their ideology is the only ideology and anyone that defies them or disagrees with them is wrong, they have zero compromise and promote violence against non vegans...

A very intolerant cult reminiscent of Nazis and Fascists
Im a vegan, the most annoying self-righteous, sanctimonious cunt you're ever likely to meet
by The Tasty Turd Sandwich July 27, 2017
Get the Vegan mug.