A minivan, usually older, but doesnt have to be that a teenager boy drives. A point of humor with his friends that have their own cars. Usually resulting in them questioning his sexual orientation or the size of his genitals.
The kind of car a 16/17 yr old guy drives if he doesnt have a car or he has to drive his moms because his older sister/brother is driving the "kids" car.
by The_Big_Sexy August 06, 2005
by Andrew February 27, 2005
2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.
by Fatty69 January 03, 2009
"Where can I find Van Wilder?" "In the Guiness Book of Fucking World Records, man; under the raddest fucking dude alive."
by BigFreak January 24, 2005
A tour or excursion of upmost gnar-batch, within a vehicle of the van kind. Usually resulting in the inebriation of all occupants of said van, via excessive drinking of Van Tour Red (official van tour drink).
by Gnar Meister October 06, 2006
A cocktail popularized by Seattle technologists and hipsters in the early 2000's consisting of one part vodka, one part whiskey, and one part tomato juice; garnished with celery, parsley, and sea salt. Intended to challenge to the gustatory fortitude of the drinker, legend has it that drinking a van Showen to completion brings seven years of good luck.
by the_tawdry_cawdrey November 29, 2014