A minivan, usually older, but doesnt have to be that a teenager boy drives. A point of humor with his friends that have their own cars. Usually resulting in them questioning his sexual orientation or the size of his genitals.
The kind of car a 16/17 yr old guy drives if he doesnt have a car or he has to drive his moms because his older sister/brother is driving the "kids" car.
by The_Big_Sexy August 31, 2005

by Andrew February 26, 2005

2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.
by Fatty69 January 3, 2009

"Where can I find Van Wilder?" "In the Guiness Book of Fucking World Records, man; under the raddest fucking dude alive."
by BigFreak January 24, 2005

A cocktail popularized by Seattle technologists and hipsters in the early 2000's consisting of one part vodka, one part whiskey, and one part tomato juice; garnished with celery, parsley, and sea salt. Intended to challenge to the gustatory fortitude of the drinker, legend has it that drinking a van Showen to completion brings seven years of good luck.
by the_tawdry_cawdrey November 28, 2014

A Van Deinse refers to a great tennis player, especially a tennis player with nearly perfect looking strokes. A Van Deinse is also known for having fast serves and for being an excellent teacher of the game of tennis.
"Wow, that guy's one-handed backhand looks so smooth and effortless. He must be a Van Deinse."
"That guy is a Van Deinse because he has a 130 mph serve."
"Look at how well that Van Deinse teaches those little kids."
"That guy is a Van Deinse because he has a 130 mph serve."
"Look at how well that Van Deinse teaches those little kids."
by joeyfoey5 February 29, 2008
