February 14th
A day in which cards, candies and gifts are bought for one's signifigant other, in hopes that their signifigant other may allow them to release oxytocin and vasopressin into their systems, making their brain patterns appear as though they are snorting cocaine.
On this day, they are essentially "buying" their signifigant other, so that these love chemicals may be released into their system. It is drug money.
A day in which cards, candies and gifts are bought for one's signifigant other, in hopes that their signifigant other may allow them to release oxytocin and vasopressin into their systems, making their brain patterns appear as though they are snorting cocaine.
On this day, they are essentially "buying" their signifigant other, so that these love chemicals may be released into their system. It is drug money.
On Valentine's Day, my friend feels the obligation to buy his girlfriend gifts, and in turn, she allows him to feel the love drugs run through his system.
by Psychic Jack February 25, 2004
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Fred and Jill were walking down the hall holding hands. All of a sudden someone kicks them and mutters "Love Sucks"
by Nikki February 18, 2007
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by MYNAMEIST February 18, 2007
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Get the Valentine's day mug.Valentino is one of the best people out there. He's a very shy person, and tends to hide his crushes on people. He's been heartbroken sometimes, but seems to have found someone to fix that. Maybe he found a Mia. Sure, Valentino seems like a tough, strong guy, which he can be, but he's just a lovable, teddy bear and anyone who sees him for his true self is a very lucky person. Though, he has self-esteem issues, and will go back and forth with someone about how he's ugly, or not good enough, he should be loved by all.
by Lynxki May 17, 2019
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by Hanzo February 18, 2007
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Friend: "What date is it today?"
Loners: "Oh great is the February 14th, Happy Single Awareness day".
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Friend: "What date is it today?"
Loners: "Oh great is the February 14th, Happy Single Awareness day".
by Mafia Escaflowne August 28, 2009
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