Valentime's Day

The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.

My daughter rocks, she got Valentimes from all the boys at school on Valentime's Day.

by WhyCome? February 16, 2007

valentine's day

The only way to tax on love.

Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.

Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.

by Sharpy69 February 18, 2007

valentine's day

Another occasion to get flowers for your girlfriend but you still won't get laid.

I'm jackin off with and the calender says February 14th, it must be valentine's day!

by altt February 1, 2004

Valentimes Day

The day either immediately before or after Valentines Day in which one lavishes a side boo with gifts and attention similar to what one would receive on Valentines Day if they were the main boo, wife or girlfriend.

I'm taking my girlfriend out on Valentines Day but for Valentimes Day, I'm taking Lisa to the movies.

by Old Flirty Bastard February 13, 2015

Valentine's Day Massacre

The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.

"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

valentine's day

a corporate holiday made by our corupt government to boost our economy

all the people who stress over gettin valentines day flowers to someone who will throw them away in a week.

all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day

by lilskjbaby February 13, 2004

valintines day

- Alintins -ay

The day u don’t get no V or D cuz u lonley asf
Good luck with the half off chocolates tho the day after

Valintines day is a day we’re couples show there true love to each other

by Im the Goat! February 11, 2018