Valentine 1

A $400 piece of equipment that attaches to the windshield of your car that detects every automatic door, garage door opener, bank alarm, other radar detectors, and the occasional police radar.

Mr. A: "Why is that thing beeping like crazy?"

Mr. B: "Because we are driving past a grocery store."

by Leandro November 16, 2004

valentine boy

a term given to anyone born in the month of november.

dont get it? what month is nine months before november?

hint(valentines day is febuary 14)

uh oh november birthday, you know what that means.

deffinately a valentine boy

by itparadise February 15, 2007

Valentine's day

An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back

"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"

by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017

Valentine's day

Also known as national crippling depression day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day

by ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub February 15, 2018

Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018

Valentine's day

Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.

Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?

by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019

Valentine's mistake

Everyone born exactly 9 months after Valentine's day .Their birthday being November 14th

"hey you know Stephanie is a Valentine's mistake"
"She was born exactly 9 months after Valentine's"

by Tom-Ato October 28, 2019