vaganus

The result of giving birth - when the outer skin of the vagina rips, temporarily leaving the anus & vagina as one hole.

After she gave birth, the doctor gave her pain medication for her vaganus.

by SFHulaGirl December 28, 2005

Vagangle

When a bitch is so skinny, no matter how hard she tries to close her legs, there is still a triganle between her snatch and legs. Pronounced: "Va-jangle"

Get that bitch a cheeseburger, with a vagangle like that, I bet she throws up everything she eats!

by AllTagsRTaken May 24, 2009

Nick vala

A dirty Slovak that is overly confident with the ladies, he does his best every night to bring a lady home but the only thing he brings home is his empty phone. He always says he’s Canadian.

“There’s a Nick Vala boys, look at him trying to get those two rockets, oh he’s walking back already”

by pappiemilio April 8, 2020

vajankles

Just as cankles describes a leg with no obvious taper between ankle and calf, and thankles describes the leg with no obvious definition from ankles to thighs, vajankles are the extreme case where there is no obvious distinction from ankle to vagina.

omg, did you see Anneke's vajankles?

by Zeb1 September 20, 2009

Valanti

1. the term given to a person who's mother is an abusive, stoned cabbage. A Valanti can also be disturbed because of their mother causing an educational breakdown. A Valanti rearly has dignity.

2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.

1. "That guy over there must be a Valanti, look at his clothes!"

2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"

by smittebo November 26, 2007

Vagana

The same as Vagina, but spelled differently as a get around to facebooks censoring algorithms.

I love my Vagana!

by Cardinal 709 August 18, 2018

VaJanus

the {vagina},or {vajayjay}, or {pussy}, and {anal sex} combo. in one session. not to be mistaken with the {dp}

The girl was a slut, she gave me the
VaJanus on the first date.

You never do the VaJanus combo with a bar slut.

I need to wash my VaJanus. it smells like something died.

by drew hew December 16, 2008