Val haze

When you wake up after taking a Valium and you immediately need caffeine.

Bro I ate so much last night. Then I woke up at 12pm. I need a coffee to get me out of this Val haze.

by Powskipoo October 7, 2023

val

val is a girl who only has online friends and val is a yamaguchi kinnie *lip bite* she's also a taurus YAY! unproblematic queen😍

val is a person

by hi lols :D March 15, 2021

Pulling a Val

Getting Kicked from a game by way of disconnection

Pulling a Val sucks when you are in the middle of a game

by SSSBTS March 13, 2021

Val

Val is called a woman that is epaliwths and goth. She usually smokes cigars like a meraklis dalikeris (probably Red Malboros) listening to very sad goth lil peep. Also, you can hide anything in her hair.

Eimai h val kai den me noiazei h gnwmh sou

by Megalo alani January 14, 2021

Val

Val.808.X on Tik Tok is speaking up for men's rights and feelings. She deserves a Urban Dictionary for showing Reflags of Toxic people. She is finger gunning her way into men's hearts.

She was throwing up all kinds of Redflags... I had to Val her ass...

by PlanlosChannel November 30, 2020

Val

Stands for vegetable aisle lover. Any fresh veggies that can be used as an implemented instrument of pleasure.

"hmmmmm.she thought to herself while pondering in the produce aisle."that cucumber sure looks good. It'll be my val for tonight!"

by 4realazitgits March 11, 2021