Val

Valerie is a sweet caring friend who loves to make her friends laugh. She will spend hours talking with you and will always be there for you! She is talented and a hard worker. She is beautiful and fairly popular, also not afraid to hurt you if necessary!

Caleb: Hey, do you know Val?
Me: Yeah she is rping peppa pig with me
Caleb: oh

by Teddy~Bear April 15, 2020

Val haze

When you wake up after taking a Valium and you immediately need caffeine.

Bro I ate so much last night. Then I woke up at 12pm. I need a coffee to get me out of this Val haze.

by Powskipoo October 7, 2023

Val

The biggest fucking pussy you will ever meet. This kid starts crying if it’s too breezy our. He claims to be a Russian but he’d never touch a drop of liquor in his entire life. Needless to say, you wanna be friends with this kid cause of someone insults him, well make sure you can do like the song pumped up kicks and “run faster then his bullets.” He must be a wizard, cause despite the fact that he a total loser, HE GETS MORE PUSSY IN A WEEK THEN YOU DO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Anyone: Val, your such a fag. Suck my dick loser
Val: reaches in locker, *click click* what was that?

by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019

The Val Pinch

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals

I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight

by The True English April 11, 2024

Val

Val.808.X on Tik Tok is speaking up for men's rights and feelings. She deserves a Urban Dictionary for showing Reflags of Toxic people. She is finger gunning her way into men's hearts.

She was throwing up all kinds of Redflags... I had to Val her ass...

by PlanlosChannel November 30, 2020

Val

Val is called a woman that is epaliwths and goth. She usually smokes cigars like a meraklis dalikeris (probably Red Malboros) listening to very sad goth lil peep. Also, you can hide anything in her hair.

Eimai h val kai den me noiazei h gnwmh sou

by Megalo alani January 14, 2021