feeding the vacuum

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.

Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.

by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017

Toyam Vacuum

Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.

When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!

by BV69BV September 5, 2017

Vacuum Bitch

A Female who is going to suck you no matter what

We had a fight, but I still have her name as vacuum bitch because Ik she’s gonna still suck me up

by Jaiylor June 2, 2020

Craic Vacuum

An Irish expression, used to define a person who is not fun to be around. Can be used either to describe a person who is dull or someone who makes everything about them.

Person 1: Good night last night?

Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately

Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?

Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....

by Unseen Academical December 26, 2018

Christmas Vacuum

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.

“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”

by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

Cum Vacuum

Where you cum into your belly button and have someone suck it out.

May I have a cum vacuum from you?

by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016

vacuum bitch

A female who is capable of eating incredible amounts of food at once. She does not feel full, and eats everything as fast as possible, so fast ,in fact, that she doesn't even taste the food.

"Oh my god Talia, why did you eat all of Sam's hot cheetos, he wasn't even finished eating??"
"I can't help it, I'm a vacuum bitch."

by starfishtree May 30, 2018