by fluffy-black-unicorn January 08, 2017
The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.
by splatharri February 13, 2018
by Wallsendlad July 24, 2021
by YeahItsStolen May 20, 2025
Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella
by SF2K November 07, 2018
Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.
My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.
by Atherton Wing September 24, 2020
by iamelation March 19, 2024