Turtle

A TURTLE is a weird creature that will hide when scared.

Danm foo he's such a TURTLE!

by Edwardo G. SS December 08, 2016

turtled

To have a shit come half way out but then use your booty to push it back in.

"Fuck man, My shit is coming ou- oh wait it turtled."

by FluffyIsMyNameM8 October 27, 2017

turtle

Marijuana- it is called turtle because its green and it makes you move slow

we be smokin dat turtle, moving hella slow

by Jcracka September 14, 2005

turtles

a half-hour (30 minutes).

Q: "Eh, wat time u like meet?"
A: "Howz in like 2 turtles (60 minutes)"

by randywong September 05, 2003

turtle

building up alot of defences in a rts game

that n00b just turtled with 308942394 towers

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

turtles

evil little shits who are the reason for everything bad in life. little shits.

Me: AH ITS FUCKING RAINING.

Jamie W: ah.. it's the turtles again ¬¬'

by meowww-and stuff. October 19, 2011

turtling

To yank someone down by their backpack so they fall down and look like a turtle on its back.

Shnoids is so good at turtling. Mike and him turtled joey today and made him look silly

by prankster69:{-) November 24, 2009