Turd Burglar

A member of a team who is the sole reason for the teams lack of success.

Geno Smith is an absolute turd Burglar.

Turd Burglar by Captain Duke November 2, 2025

Turd Burglar

When you Dog eats the Cat shit out of the litterbox

Turd Burglar example:

My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!

Turd Burglar by 1a4Chuck December 1, 2025

Turd Burglar

When your out walking your dog and your partner picks up your dogs freshly laid faeces.

"Oh look Buddy here comes Fiona the Turd Burglar to rob your shit"

Turd Burglar by Aldo83 December 4, 2025

turdburglar 

1. an annoying person who rudely interrupts you while taking a dump by either knocking on the stall door or attempting to open it.

2. a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or asspirate.

1. "I was trying to drop a deuce at McDonald's when some turdburglar walked in a opened the door on me."

2. "Sebastian has been in so many assholes he should change his name to Tommy Turdburglar."

turdburglar by Shockey86 January 28, 2005

turdburgular 

An animal, usually a dog, that "steals" a turd out of a cat's litter box . After this it eats it in all it's glory in another area of the home, resulting in bad breath, or "poop breath" and a big toothy grin.

"Wow, your dog's a turdburgular. He's chowin' on a huge turd from the catbox!"

turdburgular by Jason Schwagner June 28, 2006

turdburglariffic 

Adjective.
A compound word, formed from turdburglar and terrific. Used to sarcastically indicate the opposite of terrific.

See asstastic and craptacular.

Example 1: "I got home last night, and some asshat had broken in and stolen my collection of New Kids on the Block albums. That was turdburglariffic!"

Example 2: "The Matrix Reloaded is the most turdburglariffic movie I have seen."

turdburglariffic by Woodrow Wordsworthless July 10, 2005

turdburglar 

one who walks in on you pooping in a public restroom

AHHH turd burglar

turdburglar by stewart January 24, 2003