turbo shandy

half a pint of stella drink half then add smirnoff ice

a nice drink

by jsmes May 7, 2004

Turbo Skank

A female not content with the accoutrements of standard skankhood who purposefully wears clothing with rips and tears in the fabric.

Randy : Fuck man, check that bitch.

Andy : What Shelly, that girls a turbo skank dude. You sink your pole, and you'll be at the VD clinic tomorrow.

by darker July 19, 2009

Turbo-Dieseled

Getting with / making out with a fat or ugly person .A branch off dieseled but much more extreme and when sober.

Man i just got turbo-dieseled by that chick

by Finbar g April 15, 2009

Turbo Dog

A great beer produced by the Abita Brewery in Abita Springs, Louisiana that really kicks ass.

Jambalaya almost demands some Turbo Dog with it.

by Duckbutt March 4, 2006

Turbo queef

Turbo Queef (ter-bow kweef) v.

The act of forcing air out of the vagina in rapid succession. Can happen during vigorous or violent sexual intercourse or self fondling.

Victor: Dude, while I was fingerbanging Diana, she fucking turbo queefs on me.

Christian: That fucking sucks, man. Nothing's worse than being turbo queefed on.

by homesicksong January 3, 2006

turbo fuck

one who can screw at light speed; a person who has incredible longevity, accuracy, and of course velocity in all sexual matters

your mom was such a turbo fuck last night, i thought i was going to die

by bagheera187 February 14, 2006

turbo shandy with boost

a turbo shandy as described, using strong lager and smirnoff ice. but with extra boost of a single shot of vodka added. not to be confused with a twin charged shandy

i need to get wasted before the pub shuts, i'll have a turbo shandy with boost

by beefham February 25, 2008