Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank
by Stephen Siciliano January 17, 2004
A trumpet player is someone who:
a) plays the trumpet. obviously.
b) kisses amazingly. Trumpet players not only have the strongest lips in the entire marching band, it makes them great kissers.
a) plays the trumpet. obviously.
b) kisses amazingly. Trumpet players not only have the strongest lips in the entire marching band, it makes them great kissers.
- "Oh i heard you hooked up with Timmy on Friday...Is he any good at kissing?"
- " Of course he is! He plays the trumpet. You do know what they say about trumpet players don't you?"
- " Of course, they're the best kissers."
- " Of course he is! He plays the trumpet. You do know what they say about trumpet players don't you?"
- " Of course, they're the best kissers."
by soapylemon March 20, 2009
After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.
by Wufpup July 12, 2009
He wants fucking with a ragman's trumpet
by disloyal subject January 28, 2012
Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.
No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.
After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.
After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
by Seeryulz May 17, 2020
The man was feeling particularly depressed wednesday, when his wife caught him doing the sad trumpet in the living room. Wearing nothing but his socks, he slowly tugged one out while staring at himself full length mirror. Dejected tears rolled slowly down his cheeks to the sound of TAPS playing quietly in the background.
by z0mbieparade November 14, 2013