meal ticket

another name for sugar daddy.

LUXURIES WITHOUT A JOB
Gwendolyn: Monica, where are you getting all of this costly shit?
You don't even have a job!
Monica: Oh. All of that is from my meal ticket.
Gwendolyn: From what?
Monica: Not what, who!

NEED MORE GROCERIES
Bianca: Dammit... I spent all of my money shopping and my refrigerator's empty. I'm hungry!
Yolanda: You don't get your paycheck until two weeks from now.
Bianca: I better find myself a handsome meal ticket!
Yolanda: Seriously.

by gotmurc June 28, 2016

ticket stamping

to repeatedly penetrate or fuck the aural cavity of another with one's tongue

"SHE'S GREAT AT TICKET STAMPING, BRAH. HER TONGUE WAS ALL UP IN MY EAR."

by all_yr_songs November 18, 2011

Tricked Off These Streets

To be "Tricked Off These Streets" is to be mislead by another into conducting yourself in a manner that will put you under the shadow of the jailhouse, penitentiary or cemetary.

Dude got mislead into thinking good comes from doing bad, street clowns made him forget that the only money worth having is honest money. He's going to prison now, he got TRICKED OFF THESE STREETS.

by Big Daddy Hustler December 1, 2022

finish ticket

A kick-ass indie rock band from Alameda, California. They have a full-length album called Tears You Apart and an EP called When Night Becomes Day. The current members are Brendan Hoye, Michael Hoye, Alex DiDonata, Nick Stein, Gabe Stein, and touring member Crim Nguyen.

Person #1: Did you see Finish Ticket open up for Twenty One Pilots on the Blurryface tour?
Person #2: Hell yeah, they fucking killed it!

by killer-king July 27, 2016

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

Taint Thicket

The collection of hair in the taint area located between the anus and the genitals.

I was disturbed to see a man at my gym with his leg raised on the sink blow drying his taint thicket.

by Rod Timuquana March 6, 2021

Worky Ticket

a Trouble Maker. Originated from stowaways on ships, and when discovered were made to work their ticket or passage but were reluctant crew and often trouble makers

Ya shudnt botha wi hor shes a real worky ticket.

by Murpys dad April 27, 2022