treegan

One who practices treeganism (a diet consisting only of the seeds, nuts and fruit of trees and plants)

I have decided to become a treegan, it is healthy, biblical and more life conscious than vegans which kill plants when they eat the roots and leaves of them.

by Jodiah C. June 1, 2019

tree weed

noun: Term for a Canadian residing in England.

"How's it going, Tree Weed?"

by Jamie D Allen June 7, 2005

Tree Trunked

When a teenaged girl takes a abnormally large penis in her vaj

dude tracy got tree trunked the other day by jake

by HP Guy June 27, 2010

Tree-search

When scouting a female over 6 feet, you and your friend have em"bark"ed on a tree-search.

" Yo man you tryin to go to the volleyball game later, i have to catch up on my tree-search"

by Gmills51 September 30, 2012

Treearterian

Pronounced 'tree-art-arian'.

A person that does not conform to the rules of vegan-ism or vegetarianism but looks about creating their own variation of what they believe is doing the right thing.
An example of this is somebody that chooses not to eat meat but would rather eat the meat if another person's meat food was intended for the bin. The meat would be regarded as a waste and therefore consumed for it nutritional values rather than binning it so that the animal was not murdered completely for nothing. This person would never buy meat for themselves or look about consuming it any other fashion but to save waste.
A treearterian may choose to eat fish as fish are not taken from their mothers to be used as food. Fish are solo species and in abundant supply so could be regarded as a food that could be consumed with good intention.

A treearterian will not take part in the practice of mass production of anything especially dairy. Organic dairy may be excepted if the source of the dairy was not harmful to the animals in any way.

A treearterian's diet therefore could be built upon fish, vegetables and well sourced dairy but this is subjective to the person with the point being that they do not wish to conform to another set of principles laid out by another such as vegan-ism and vegetarianism.

'I thought vegetarians don't eat meat?!'

'I'm only eating this meat as you are wasting it to the bin. I don't believe in the killing and torture of animals as food for humans and I will never look to consume meat. I am a treearterian and therefore stand by my own set of beliefs of I believe is ethical when it comes to consuming food from the planet'.

by Praffles February 28, 2017

Safety Tree

A hypothetical place where you can say anything, no matter how insulting, outrageous, racist, or insane without fear of getting into trouble, being ridiculed or criticized.

Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.

"...before I say this, I'm going to climb into the safety tree so you can't yell at me. Now that I'm in the safety tree; Are you sure you want to wear those pants? I mean 5 years ago you could do it, but today... ummmm NO."

by proaudio55 October 8, 2012

Montana Tree Stand

Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.

Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.

by Ginger Jason Bourne January 23, 2019